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@nelkboys
@saliimthedream
catfish our CEO.

Yes the video is real, unlike your skincare ingredients. Big Beauty has been catfishing your skin for years: water, fillers, and preservatives disguised as being just as good as the real thing. We put six real ingredients in a jar. Nothing else.

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Real results

Before and after of @saliimthedream
using nothing else. face oil.

Before: Salim as Maria, wig on After: the glow-up Before · “Maria” After

Photos are AI-generated for the joke. Not real results.

★★★★★5.0 average across the store
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“Life changing!! I have a skin allergy to water and this is the first thing that hasn’t set it off.”

Verified customer · sensitive skin
★★★★★

“Holistic esthetician approved. I recommend the Body Butter to every client with a compromised barrier.”

Verified customer · esthetician
★★★★★

“Acne-prone and terrified of oils. The Face Oil is non-comedogenic and my skin has calmed right down.”

Verified customer · acne-prone

Red flags on an ingredient list

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The short version

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Water.Water should not be in skincare products. It has no benefits, it’s not special, it comes out the tap for free and you pay hefty prices for it. Water also breeds bacteria, which is why companies are forced to use chemical preservatives.Our Body Butter: zero water.
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Phenoxyethanol (preservatives).Paraben-free is a lie. The industry just changed the name of the chemical to phenoxyethanol. It’s made from ethylene oxide, a known Class 1 carcinogen, and there’s no way to remove it.The Problem. We use rosemary extract, from a real plant, as our preservative.
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Fragrance.The fragrance loophole: fragrance is a trade secret, meaning companies don’t need to disclose the ingredients that go inside. They can hide anything they want.Greenwashed. Our products are always unscented.
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“Clean beauty” is just a buzzword.Clean beauty has convinced everyone that phenoxyethanol is clean. It’s not. It contains a known Class 1 carcinogen. This is called greenwashing.Greenwashed.
Maria
Maria, 243 km away · loves coffee ☕“Just looking for something real”Ingredients: undisclosed
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The Catfish-Proof Kit, 3Made in the USA0 water · 0 fragrance · 0 wigsIngredients: all of them, with photos
Face Oil Body Butter Body Wash
The kit

The Catfish-Proof Kit

★★★★★5.0 · 112 verified reviews

Face Oil, Body Butter, Body Wash. Everything in it is a plant. Nothing in it is water, fragrance, or a preservative.

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Love it or your money backMade in the USAAlways unscentedNo water, no preservativesKeeps 3 years
What’s in the kit
  • Face Oil (1 oz). Anti-aging serum, non-comedogenic.
  • Body Butter (2 oz). Just six real ingredients. Lightweight, deeply moisturizing.
  • Body Wash (8 oz). Gentle, unscented, lathers the honest way.
Every ingredient, as a profile
Mango seed butterOrganic. Deeply nourishing, never heavy. Looking for: dry skin.
Jojoba oilOrganic. Fast-absorbing, balancing. Looking for: skin that can’t decide if it’s oily or dry.
Babassu oilOrganic. Coconut’s fancier cousin. Won’t clog your pores.
Grape seed oilOrganic. Antioxidant-rich, silky. Low maintenance.
Vitamin EOrganic. Keeps the oils fresh. The reliable one.
Rosemary extractOrganic. The only preservative we use. It’s a plant.

Body Butter list shown. Full lists for all three, with photos.

How to use

Best on damp skin, like after the shower. Scoop the butter with the spatula we include, not your fingers. Pro tip: a few drops of Face Oil in the Body Butter.

Shipping & returns

Free shipping on the kit. Love it or your money back. FAQ · Returns

Ben, founder of nothing else.
Yes, that Ben
A note from Ben

Hi, I’m Ben, the CEO.

Being catfished sucks! But I’m a good sport, so let’s make the most out of this viral moment. Your favorite skincare company is catfishing you too, but we call it greenwashing. They’re even better at it than @saliimthedream and @nelkboys. At nothing else, we cut through the b.s. of greenwashing. “Clean Beauty” is still toxic and we’re here to expose the entire industry. We use real ingredients, and nothing else. Give us a shot.

Thanks for the laugh, Salim. Use the code CATFISHED for a 20% discount!

– Ben

Questions

Is this really the Ben from the video?

Yes. He has recovered. The coffee was good.

Does Salim get a cut?

He gets the wig.

Does CATFISHED stack with the 10% bundle discount?

One code per order. CATFISHED is the bigger one, so use that.

Really no preservatives?

Really. No water means nothing for bacteria to grow in. Organic rosemary extract keeps the oils fresh for three years.

Is it unscented?

Always. No fragrance, no essential oils for smell.

What if I don’t like it?

Love it or your money back.